I think the game itself has some potential, being held back by the landing page that is clearly trying to sell me the SaaS du jour.
Tade0 3 hours ago [-]
It's much like an ad for a mobile game I saw the other day. It was something about building some kind of rotating tower, but the script was wholly unconvincing, saying stuff like "It's perfect for relieving stress". The AI-generated narration was not helping.
Now that I think of it, it read like text translated directly from some non-indo-european language and assuming a very different mentality.
LtdJorge 23 minutes ago [-]
The page moves up and down with the arrows and Space.
nunobrito 2 hours ago [-]
It was fun. Got boring when the circle of my ship became too large and moved really slow. Other than that, great.
electroglyph 4 hours ago [-]
ack, why does dash keep scrolling the window so that i can't see half the game
bestest 4 hours ago [-]
Found out you can use WASD to navigate and Space to shoot.
cognomano 4 hours ago [-]
Sorry, I don’t understand what button can I press. Playing on iPhone.
roygbiv2 1 hours ago [-]
Did you read the text about 3cm below the play button?
bestest 4 hours ago [-]
Well this crashed my Safari like nothing else in quite a while!
Now that I think of it, it read like text translated directly from some non-indo-european language and assuming a very different mentality.